From Icesave to I suck

Just like first dates, there are several other things in life that don’t have a clear message. The idea may have come from a valid place but the execution failed entirely. I’ve been thinking about the cushioned toilet seat–common in homes in the 80’s–and how gross it was to sit on someone else’s padded toilet seat. (Another thing: it creeps me out when I see a stack of magazines in people’s bathrooms because I start to visualize them sitting on the toilet.) I can’t have these images in my head – to erase them from my mind I started to think about other ‘things’ that just didn’t and don’t work:

All-in-One Shampoo and Conditioner
Icesave
Mel Gibson films
Certain can openers
Family reality shows (Kardashians, Jon & Kate + Eight)
‘Diet’ drinks (anything with NutraSweet, Saccharine, etc.)
Dollar Stores
Stadium Buddy
Clowns
Celebrities in shoes that are too large (Stylist be-gone!)
Prescription drugs for normal behavior (i.e. Restless Leg-Syndrome, face-ache)
Any food item that comes in a tube
Snuggies
My Space
Flavored still water
Milli Vanilli
Women who dress too young (i.e. 45-year olds wearing studs).

There, all of the toilet images are gone!

Milli Vanilli